don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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