That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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