You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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