I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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