is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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