I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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