wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I have fence marks all over my body
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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