Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Randomize
