Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
it's like heaven, but drunker
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
try to milk me bitch
I woke up under a house in Key West
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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