idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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