I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
COCAINE IS GR8
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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