I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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