we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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