i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
