Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
You made out with two different species that night
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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