Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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