Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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