i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Best friends brother. Beat that.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
