ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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