David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I am available for nakedness
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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