He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Lo siento on account of my penis...
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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