Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
