Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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