He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
We just shotgunned beers for America
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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