It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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