exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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