at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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