I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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