if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
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