I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I just want to make out with him forever
My legs feel like baby dolphins
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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