I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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