The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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