If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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