Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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