sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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