is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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