Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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