Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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