Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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