The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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