that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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