As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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