That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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