Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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