have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
There's even glitter on my cock...
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