he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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