that's an acceptable place to lick
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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