Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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