I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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