This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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