We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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