idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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