I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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