I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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